Why hello there :D

I've never used a carrd before in my life, idk what I'm doing lmao

Boundaries

Follow my boundaries and we won't have any problems. I'm not afraid to hb/sb people if they go against them, depending on how severe said incident is.

  • Don't reblog things if they have 'dnr' or 'do not reblog' in the tags. It has that for a reason.

  • Do not use any type of feminine term for me at all. It makes me incredibly uncomfortable and I just don't wanna deal with that.

  • You can recommend things to me, but don't demand I watch/read a piece of media. That just makes me not want to look at it at all.

  • Don't demand I write something. If I ask for writing suggests then okay, you can suggest something to me, but do not demand I write it. If I turn it down or don't respond to it, leave it and move on.

  • Don't vent to me. Just don't. I'm not here to be vented to, I already have my own issues to deal with, I don't want someone piling their's onto me as well.

  • You can ask for my discord, but only if we've actually talked. I'm not going to just give my discord to random people, if you want to tell me something, you can just message it to me on tumblr or twitter.

  • Sometimes I'll say I kin a character so just. Don't be one of those people who give others shit for kinning. It's shitty and some people use it for comfort. Don't be an asshole.

  • And also just don't be an asshole in general? Don't be a dick for no reason, it's unnecessary and will earn a hard block. I'm also not afraid to turn off anon if someone hides behind it to be an asshole. Just don't do it.

  • Please use tone indicators (/j, /hj, /lh, etc etc) when saying certain things. I have a hard time picking up tone over text and some things freak me out when I don't know if you're being serious or not.

About

Howdy hey, I'm Caleb/Lamb! Don't really care which one you call me, both are right, so. :shrug:
|| 21 || He/They/Xe ||
I've been writing for a while now, but sometimes I have moments where I don't write at all, so I'm sorry if I'm writing a multi-chapter thing and I don't update for a while. It just kinda happens, sometimes a guy doesn't have motivations.

Things I write
Dream Smp , The Witcher , Pokemon , Oc Stuff , idk i'll add things as i write more

Find Me!

I'm pretty all over the place, but my main things I use are Tumblr and Twitter! You can find my writing on Ao3, I'm trying to get back into writing more again.

BFY

Before you follow me, here's some things you need to know before you do so:

  • I post a lot of Dsmp stuff. If you don't like the Dsmp, I wouldn't recommend following.

  • I drop off the face of the planet sometimes, so don't be surprised if I just randomly stop posting.

  • I curse a Lot. I've been trying to pull back a bit, but I still do curse, so if you don't like cursing, I'm not your guy.

  • I can be brutally honest sometimes. I don't sugarcoat things, I don't know how to, even if I wanted to, so. Yeah.

Do Not Follow If You:

  • Are a Terf/"Gender Critical", Truscum, Homophobic, Racist, etc.

  • Are a 'Truther' about irl people, that's gross.

  • Ship irl people. If said irl people are okay with it, I don't really give a shit, just don't talk to me about it, it makes me uncomfortable.

  • Are under 16/Over 28.

  • Post discourse.

  • Are weird about characters!ranboo and tubbo's relationship. If you attack people for viewing the characters as romantic despite c!beeduo being canonically romantic, I don't want you here.